VB

The greatest brew man has ever crafted. A full strength and flavoured Beer. Not to be drunk by little bitches! Australian brewed, the one and only Victoria Bitter.

Not appreciated by all, but one of the greatest beverages known to humankind. Originating from Victoria, hence the name 'Victoria Bitter', this alcoholic beverage is one of, if not, the most consumed beers in Australia. It is regularly contained inside a tinny (can) or stubbie (glass bottle), although it is best served cold in a schooner from 'the tap'. Commonly 1.4 standard drinks.

It is the beer of the gods and is liquid gold in its purest form.

Most associated with the phrase "for a hard earned thirst", as the best cold beer is Vic.

The fucken water of Australia.

VB - A rather horrid beer favoured by the proletariat and Northern Territorians. Still remarkably better than the weak swill that Americans call beer.

Also known as green death and Vaginal Backwash

Beer consumed only by bogans and teenagers who can't afford anything better. Almost as good as Powers, Fosters and Eumundi Cloudy Lager.

the usual drink of the Alice Springs native and bogans. this is a cheap poor tasting mid strength beer. typically found empty laying all over the streets of Alice Springs tenant Creek and Cooper Pedy. and other towns over Australia. . .
go Carlton. Its a big ad expensive ad it beter sell some bloody beer

'Visitor's Beer' - A beer that you give to visitors, so you can have the quality brew all to yourself.